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mercurytyphoon:

prettycakemachine:

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My mother-in-law and I tried to spatchcock a turkey and I can’t even look at it without laughing.

GIVE ‘EM THE OLE RAZZLE DAZZLE

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Originally posted by slutdragula

Posted on Jan 4, 2019 with 250,500 notesVIAShare

sailingaugust:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” 

- Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

hey everyone try this
samleedraws:
“ “Are you disappointed that it’s me?”
“No.”
- Love, Simon.
”

samleedraws:

“Are you disappointed that it’s me?”

“No.”

- Love, Simon.

robo-ahoge:

robo-ahoge:

the furry tinder guy who gave me minecraft: do you think youd want to loose your virginity to me lol

me:

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i might as well delete my tumblr because I will never be funnier than this

leninluvr1999:

me:

Sims 4 toddler cc:

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positive-memes:
“Lazy doggos
”

positive-memes:

Lazy doggos

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